Friday, November 13, 2009

not just a stalker

Your intro suggested that you are disturbed by stalker's who don't message. I don't want you to get the wrong impression, we are not all that shallow you know. Most, but not all. Some of us are just lazy.

Besides, you sell yourself short on the looks expectations, you have an Anna Paquin thing sort of going on, but your teeth are better. Anyhow, hope you are having a great day.

Cheers

Monday, November 9, 2009

hello

i just wanna say that you have a pretty smyle from a pretty girl.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

a moment of your time please

My name is Roger I enjoyed reading your profile. I'm not looking to move fast and I'm all about making a great friend before anything serious. My key points for you
1. I like animals, I have a dog and three rabbits
2. I love to cook for my friends and family. I go to cooking classes all the time so that I may share it with friends and family as well as treat someone special. Sushi and Asian cooking as been my focus this last year. I am now moving onto south american food I think.
3. I'm a hockey fan and have good season seats
4. Honesty and loyalty are the beginning and end for me

Please look over my profile and ask me any questions you like you will get an answer.

Good Journey,
Roger

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

why are you rude? i'm so confused...

why wouldn't you talk and say hi or just message back saying not interested amigo....

seriously what is wrong with LA girls....

social skills in the future

I think augmented reality will change things big time. How so remains to be seen. Eventually we might all end up essentially jacked into some kind of Matrix. Worse, we might all end up jacked into our own individual Matrices instead of sharing one big Matrix. Can you imagine? Every one of us, a virtual god in our own private cyberuniverse.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

i hate randy newman

I hate Randy Newman for his anti-short person propaganda song.. "short people" (have no reason to live). I like you am on the shorter side of life and have always taken flack for it. I personally don't have anything against being short. There are lots of famous short people that went on to famous careers.... Stalin, Napoplean, ok those are probably bad examples...umm. Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Gandhi... anyway....

ignored IMs cont...

why do I bother, you will just ignore me like everyday you do LOL

Monday, August 31, 2009

next top model

i wonder the same thing! but at the same time, why don't girls write me back? am i really that repugnant?! i mean c'mon...we aren't UNattracive.

but this doesn't seem to work, though i am totally gonna try it out on you.
here goes...

...are you ready?

i think you are totally cute. would you like to go on an ice cream date with me?

sincerely,
aaron

Sunday, August 30, 2009

well hello there?

Hi, my name Kory, I read your profile and wanted to say that you seem way to sweet to be real. I was in the security field and had too deal with celebs, rock stars and strange people. I wanted to be an actor at one point, I even took acting classes in collage.  I was even a cashier at Wal-mart for about 2 years but I was dismissed. I always work whatever pays the bills. I'd like to go into the room with the wine glass half full. I'm not looking for a big boob barbie or a tall girl but, A piece that fills the puzzle. I would be willing to meet up in person sometime rather than just email back and forth. Sometimes this computer stuff gets the better of people and makes them not think at all.

why do you ignore my IMs?

this is so rude, i am just being nice to you and whenever I message you, you ignore me and leave.

well wish you talked.